1. Describe Harrison's interaction with Mrs. Zebolt in chapter 31. Who do you think was right and why?

We would give anything to see this production. The actor who plays the ghost of Hamlet's dead father has a really bad cough, and he also can't remember his lines to save his life. He has to carry his script with him wherever he goes.

Hamlet's mother looks like a punk rocker wearing head gear, because her chin is attached to a tiara on her head by a chain.

Ophelia is so annoying that people cheer when she begins to do herself in.

Mr. Wopsle is grossed out by the skeleton he has to touch.

And the audience is replying to EVERYTHING the actors say. When Hamlet asks, "To be, or not to be," the audience shouts their opinions. It's basically a round table discussion.

Overall, it's pretty much the best play ever.

Pip and Herbert try to give Mr. Wopsle a standing ovation, but they stop when they realize that it's a lost cause. They spend most of the play trying to stifle their laughter.