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amychan123
amychan123
18.10.2019 • 
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1. why does a round pizza come in a square box?
2. why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
3. how come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
4. why did sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
5. why are both of spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? (isn’t this one great? )
6. does a two-humped camel store more fat than a one-humped camel?
7. if you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
8. why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?
9. why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
10. if the fbi breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
11. if they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? (don’t start a war over that, it’s just a joke! )
12. if you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
13. why do you put two cents in when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
14. you know the signs on restaurant doors? no shirt, no shoes, no service? what if someone goes in with no pants? would the restaurant still have to serve them?
15. can you cry under water?
16. what’s the difference between a novel and a book?
17. how old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
18. if nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
19. if a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the center of the earth?
20. if you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

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