Tell me a long and funny story that's 6 paragraphs. I love hearing long funny or weird stories.

I loved the dress that I bought at a flea market. It fit perfectly, and the skirt was a swirl of intricate pleats. I wore it confidently to an evening party and glowed when a woman exclaimed, “Oh, how stunning!” Yes, I was grinning from ear to ear, until she added cheerfully, “Hang on to it, honey. Pleats will come back someday.

A collective noun is a noun (such as team, committee, jury, squad, orchestra, crowd, audience, and family) that refers to a group of individuals. ... In American English, collective nouns usually take singular verb forms. Collective nouns can be replaced by both singular and plural pronouns, depending on their meaning.