I have to write a funny story about myself for school, that's happened to me and I am not that interesting so tell me your funny stories. I will write them anonymously and the funniest and most appropriate one will be named brainiest!

I go out every day and scream good morning to my neighbors at 7AM in the morning, one day my neighbor came out and yelled "s h u t up it's way too early" and then my neighbor slipped and fell on dog poop I laughed and when I went inside I hit my head on the door then, I thought to myself "really Karma"

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It is a true story I still have a bump on my head.