Tell me a good book or 5 good jokes i will pike brainiest in 30 min

Jokes:

1. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

       between us something smells

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

       because he saw the salad dressing

3.  What do you call a fake noodle?

       an impasta

4.  What did the traffic light say to the truck?

        Don't look I'm changing

5.  What do you call bears with no ears?

         b

Books:

1. Bible

2. Chronicles of Narnia

3. Pop girl

4. Roll of thunder, Hear my cry

5. To kill a mockingbird

Hope this helps.