You have a two-year-old daughter named chloe. you want to have enough money so you can pay for her college education when she starts college in sixteen years

The stage is minimally lit and two silhouettes appear, one is hunched while the other walks upright.

Explanation:

1: this is what I keep telling you

2. What, exactly

1: That one must look after oneself before others.

2: don't be so cynical

1: I am not hunched over without experience

2: Indeed

1: Indeed

2: the hunch is not a sign of wisdom

1: not going to oxford was not smart of you

2: I can't leave her behind

1: If she cares so much she would have waited

2: It does not work like that

1: it does

2: it can't be too bad

1: it will be, when you're hunched like me and telling people your age what not to do, if you keep on making choices like this.