Choose an article from the Onion, about which to write an analysis essay. Use at least two of the satirical rhetorical strategies you have learned. Don’t forget to follow the basic essay format for an analysis essay. Remember to cite your source and your article!

Answer and Explanation:

Achieve 3000 is a program which is being held to help students. It is an online program that provides non-fictional reading content to students. This program's main thing is to spread awareness about phonics, fluency, reading, comprehension, vocabulary, and writing skills. This platform provides an online instructor to help the students. The teacher uses this program with the entire class.

The intervention is designed for diverse student groups, including general education students, struggling readers who need intensive tutoring, and English learners. In this program, teachers assign an article and related activities to an entire class. The program also adjusts the version of the article to each student by automatically increasing the difficulty of text when a student is ready for more challenging text.

Assignments which are designed for the learners follow a five-step literacy model:

(1) Response to a Before Reading Poll

(2) Reads an article

(3) Answer activity questions

(4) Response to an After Reading Poll

(5) Answer a Thought Question.