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16.10.2020 •
English
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What is your name?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding? The student said, "No Kidding is my brother. I am Joking." Can you come up with a good joke?
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i named my dog 5-miles so now i tell people i walk 5-miles a day
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March 15th, better known as the Ides of March, marked the first half of the first month of the year in the Roman Calendar. In 44 BC, it also marked one of history’s most notorious betrayals and brutal political assassinations: that of Julius Caesar by his friend, Brutus. In the spirit of betrayal, we’re looking at a few more shocking betrayals from history in celebration of the Ides: starting, of course, with Brutus and Caesar…
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