Can someone help me? I've tried multiple ways of solving this but I'm still getting it wrong.

Thanks

Step-by-step explanation:

Which one of these is the best.

1.What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?

A waist of time.

2.Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?

He’s all right now.

3.Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because he had a great fall.

4.What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

5.It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.

I just bought a T.V. and it said,

"Built in Antenna".

I don't even know where that is!