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Explanation:

There's a baked potato on a chair

My mother was just sitting there

I thought I heard her in this room

Theres only one thing to assume

My mom has turned into a baked potato

I'm pretty sure potato transformations are fatal

The potato expert will be here soon

But he's just some scrawny Irish dude

My mom has turned into a baked potato

This saucer is wearing a wizard hat

Oh my God she's been cursed by a saucer-er

Hold on a minute is that my dad

My dad has been turned into a mashed potato and I think this one is medically worse

He was my favorite patriarch but now he's just a patri-strch