Whould you rather eat a jar of mayonnaise ? .. or never be able to put any condiments on your food for the rest of your life ?

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I would eat a jar of mayonnaise

Explanation: The answer is simple

I couldn't live without putting mustard on my broccoli

(True story, it is a masking device, though when I was little I put mustard on mac and cheese, ate it, and *gag* LIKED it)

Roses are red Violets are blue

My mom peed on your car

It reminded me of you

When a girl marries, the girl's family gives money to the boy's family. Basically a trading system.

Way to prevent dowry :

Educate your daughters. Encourage them to have their own career. Teach them to be independent and responsible. Treat them (your daughter) equally without any discrimination. Do not encourage the practice of giving or taking dowry.

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