What does aunt polly mean when she says, "hand me that switch?
she wants a twig in order to spank tom.
she is changing her mind about the jam.
she expects tom to her sweep up the room.
she wants tom to turn the lights on.

hi

Explanation:

my worst break up story

so I was dating this guy and he was overall a really nice guy so thought. and were hang out during lunch and he decides to sit next to my best friend(btw she"s really hot) but anyway he sits over there I think nothing of it bc I'm not the jealous type. it was also our 3-month anniversary. so he sits with her and they start talking and I overhear him say "yea haha if we ever break will you be my girlfriend haha" I stand up I walk to him and say" excuse me?!" he gets scared and says its a joke and my friend says I would never date him plus your too good for him ( god I love her). so I give him an author chance. and I keep hearing around the school that he's cheating on me and I talk to him about it and he's like don't listen to them you trust me more right and I'm like no bc my friend that I've known for 2 years is telling me this who do you think I'm going to believe. two days later I find out he's cheating on me with my sister. so I go up to my sister and ask whos that on the background of your phone she says her boyfriend and I start to chase her and me and him broke up and now I am a lesbian. ;p