You’re a baggage, the slys are no rogues. look in the
chronicles, we came in with richard conqueror.
therefore, paucas pallabris, let the world slide. sessa!
explain.

These lines are from The Taming of The Shrew by William Shakespeare and is spoken by Christopher Sly, a drunk beggar who gets thrown out of a tavern.

Explanation:

The above lines are from the dialogue of Christopher Sly from William Shakespeare's "The Taming Of The Shrew". After being thrown out of the tavern, a noble lord decided to dress him up in noble clothes and tries to convince him that he is a  wealthy man in reality but had lost his sanity and thus forgotten his true identity.

In the above passage or dialogue, Sly narrates how they had come with William the Conqueror who he mistakenly named as Richard Conqueror. William was the Duke of Normandy who conquered England and replaced the entire English aristocracy with his French cronies who had come with him. So, just like the Americans had claimed to have come over from the Mayflower, these pretentious Englishmen trace their lineage and ancestry back to this period.

it encourages kids to begin preparing their own meals

Explanation:

the excerpt is about making fruit salad