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i got gr8 jokes like these are some of mine do not use:
What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time.
Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
He’s all right now.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
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these were actually kinda funny
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those are great omg XD
what did one eye say to the other eye?
between us, something smells.
i told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
she looked surprised.
today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.
so i pushed her over.
have a great day/night :}
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