Parody poem - I need something similar to this. Must be at least 12 lines. A topic you love/hate. It must contain 1 simile (Appreciate the help).

1. I am going to the concert; I already bought the tickets.

2. We need more money; the bills are adding up quickly.

3. Cindy is the prettiest girl; she will win the pageant.

4. The crowd cheered; the team won the game.

5. Call the station; the tire is flat.

6. I am running for office; I need your vote.

7. They invited me; I didn’t go.

8. You need to practice; you won’t perform well.

9. The plumber fixed the pipe; it still leaks.

10. Your cat us purring; he scratched me.