Hallum hardware created flyers to advertise a sale on a certain type of carpet. a portion of the flyer is shown below. gullen floors advertise the same type of carpet at a cost of 10% less per square foot than hallum hardware. determine the cost of 700 square feet of the carpet if it is bought from gullen floors.

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Step-by-step explanation:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

(This joke was voted funniest joke of all time in a 2002 online poll!)